Anime Expo 2015 Presents the Literally Whos

ANIME EXPO 2015 CAN BE ATTENDED FOR $80 USD, NOT INCLUDING ANY PRICE BUMPS BEFORE THE EVENT WHEN THE PRICE WILL LIKELY RISE UPWARDS OF $10 USD AS PER USUAL.

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THIS RISE IN COST IS TO PROVIDE YOU THE BEST GUESTS SO YOU CAN SEE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE SUCH A BIG FAN OF, FEATURING:

THAT ONE VOICE ACTOR WHO NOBODY KNOWS BUT IS AT EVERY CONVENTION.

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ANOTHER VOICE ACTOR THAT I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD OF IN MY ENTIRE LIFE WHO FOR SOME REASON HAS A QUOTE FROM HIS MOTHER ON THEIR OFFICIAL PAGE FOR HIM AS SOME KIND OF ATTEMPT AT COMEDY.

BENS MOMDON’T WORRY IF YOU MISSED SEEING DAISUKE ISHIWATARI THE LAST LIKE 8 YEARS IN A ROW, HE’S HERE YET AGAIN AND HE STILL IS A GUY WHO NOBODY ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT, BUT AT LEAST HE’S JAPANESE AND IN A SOMEWHAT RELEVANT BUSINESS (VIDEO GAMES).

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THE ONLY ACTUAL PERSON WHO COULD BE CONSIDERED A GUEST OF HONOR, RYUKISHI07, THE CO-WRITER OF THINGS LIKE HIGURASHI AND UMINEKO – THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR LETTING HIS FRIENDS DEATH RUIN AN 8 PART STORY IN THE LAST 3 PARTS MAKING ALL THE TIME YOU PUT INTO THE VISUAL NOVEL SERIES UP TO THAT POINT MEANINGLESS!

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THINLY VEILED SELF-DEPRECATING RACISM FROM WHAT APPEARS TO BE POST-OP TRANNIES.

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…MORE COSPLAYERS…AS GUESTS OF HONOR, AND DON’T WORRY THEY AREN’T EVEN JAPANESE NOT THAT THAT WOULD CHANGE MUCH IF THEY WERE! DON’T FRET, EVEN THOSE THAT ARE ASIAN ARE ACTUALLY JUST CHINESE-AMERICANS FROM CALIFORNIA!

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AND DOG.

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YES, ALL THIS AND NOT ANY MORE AS THIS IS THE FULL ENTIRE GUEST LIST IN ENTIRETY MINUS DANNY CHOO AND ONE OR TWO OTHER ENGLISH VAS WHO WILL NO DOUBT SHOW UP BECAUSE THEY DO AT EVERYTHING SUCH AS VIC MIGNONA AND CRISPIN FREEMAN.

ALL FOR ONLY EIGHTY UNITED STATES DOLLARS. PLEASE VISIT ANIME EXPO 2015, THE GREATEST YEAR YET PROVEN BY THE HIGHEST PRICE EVER – EVERY ONE OF YOUR DOLLARS WILL GO TOWARDS HAVING DANNY CHOO THE EUROPEAN CHINAMAN WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ANIME INDUSTRY OR JAPAN BECAUSE HE’S NOT EVEN JAPANESE TO HOST! DON’T FORGET THE $25 FOR PARKING PER-DAY OR HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR YOUR HOTEL.

SEE YOU THERE, ANIME EXPOERS ;)

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3 responses to “Anime Expo 2015 Presents the Literally Whos

  1. Oh I know Kyle Herbert. He was the narrator for DBZ and also Kamina in Gurren Lagann. But those are pretty much his only notable achievements, and neither of those are good ones. Especially Kamina he did kind of a shit job there.

    AND OH GOD YOU’RE RIGHT I THINK THOSE ARE POST OP TRANSEXUALS WOW.

    UHHHH, ALSO? I KINDA WANNA SEE THE COSPLAYING CORGI?

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